Bholaram Sakharam DK Sreesanth

Muppet Sreesanth is now so much angered at his own incompetence and the ridicule he is inviting with every passing game he plays, that he is now hurting his own team mates with ball and bat. He hit Yuvraj one with the ball and then Eric Simmons when he batted in the nets. 

Muppet forgets that he has to bowl that well and bat that well (if need be) in a real game and not in nets. He is for the sake of everybody be taken off the team and shown the way to a dance studio or a realty show. That suits him better as his theaterics and drama would get some audience. If he shows that all in the middle he is going to get abuses and ridicule. He is a big Bholaram Sakharam DK.

Sreesanth problem

The biggest headache for the next game against England will be the 3rd pacer or the 2nd spinner.  Sreesanth or Ashish Nehra or Piyush Chawala? 

Most probably Sreesanth wont be risked against the strong teams. He is a definite ticket to a loss no matter what the target is for the opposition team. May be Ireland or Netherlands could be an easy meat for Sreesanth to experiment his waywardness and inconsistency, but certainly not against England, SA and West Indies.

He is going to be one big headache and a liability that would travel to all places where India would play. Unfortunate as it is, equally it is potent threat to derail India’s world cup campaign. One man cannot be allowed to derail the well planned campaign since last 2 and half years. May be Ishant Sharma could have been a better replacement for injured Praveen Kumar instead of this bigot.

Sreesanthhhhhhhhhhhhhh

24 runs off a single over, balls flying over the ground, no balls and wides. And thats Sreesanth for you…Throw out this fuckass from the team!!!

India : 370/4

India scored 370 for 4 in 50 overs in their first game in the world cup against now minnows Bangladesh. That is almost the double they scored in 2007 against the same team.  The hero of the game was the man from Delhi, the vice captain of the team — Virender Sehwag.

A massive 175 off  139 balls and he just missed out on the 200. But he ensured that the match is almost in India’s pocket and the revenge is almost over. He is not a man popular in Bangladesh with 2 statements he has made off late. One in 2010 when he said BD are ordinary Test side and two when he said he is looking for the game as  revenge game. 

He ran out Tendulkar in an amateurish mixup, but thereon he took the game in his stride and ensured team crossed 300. He just hit 1 6 before 100 and then hit 4 more in another 75. He injured himself later which otherwise would have seen him go past 200.

Gambhir was at his fluent best until he had a brain freeze and dismissed himself without covering the stumps.

Kohli got a debut 100 too and perhaps he is first Indian to do so. Ganguly made 97 in 99 world cup previous highest. He perhaps has edged out Raina for long time to come unless Yuvraj finds way back to 2010 types form.

Though India looked good to cross 390 mark, they hit less 4s in last 5 overs than they would have liked. Yet 371 is a formidable total and India should not find much difficulty wrapping the game. Yes the idiot mofo Sreesanth is playing, but somebody would need to calm that muppet and ensure he does not leak runs in retail.

BD were horrible with the ball and much of their hopes in chase would depend on how Tamim Iqbal starts. Dont forget Zaheer Khan has a point to prove against him….

My Name is Sreesanth and I am not an idiot

My name is Santh and I am not a bigot………

My name is Sreesanth and I am not an idiot

My name is Dancer and I am not a tuchiya……..

My name is Freesanth and I am not an actor

My name is Shantha and I am not sane, but clinically insane!!!

Sreesanth was found humming this lines in a sleepy night before the opening encounter with the BD in Mirpur after he had seen My Name is Khan on his Arches tab….

Move over, Sreesanth incarnates himself as Indie commando

Updated : If Sreesanth had his way he would have a sword or a gun in his hand instead of a white ball and he would have hit the opposition players with the sword or gun if he would have got hit for runs or ran behind umpire with gun in hand if he did not react positively to his appeal. That he would have actually hit the umpire with the bullet from the gun or his hands would really have caught the real sword instead of a wooden sword, something which is available in North India after every Dusshera Ravan dahan celebration, is another thing!!!

And if Sreesanth had more power as an Indie Commando, he would have asked for a horse and he would have demanded he would bowl sitting on horse or a mule (complementing himself since he is also an ass) and with sword / gun in left hand and a ball in one. And after delivering the ball, he would turn the horse to umpire or the batsman and run behind them if a) ump did not react positively to his appeal b) batsmen hit him for a 6 and a 4, showing them the gun (plastic) and sword(wooden)…..

Thank God, Ijaz Butt would now feel relieved he has got a brother (or son) across the border who is equal to him in terms of mental wisdom, cricketing knowledge and behavior in the public.

Mahela Jayawardhena would be the lead Indie commando in the IPL-4.  And guys like Ravinder Jadeja, Sreesanth (lunatic and clinically insane endorsed by MS) would also be part of it. Indie commandos. As in “Independent Indian cricket team” with “elite fighting squad”.  

Couldnt get funnier than this. Imagine Sreesanth making a fool of himself while doing his traditional antics and foolishness as an Indie commando or Mahela Jayawardhena shouting something to his team mates as a Sri Lankan Indie commando.

Kochi owners are just making further fun of themselves and also attaching ridicule on the legends like Laxman, Murali, Sir Ravinder Jadeja and of course “Aiblee filim” Sreesanth. Just imagine Ravinder Jadeja and Sreesanth dressed up as Indie commandos. Laughing stock!!!

Clinically insane Sreesanth

Lunatic Shanthakumaran Appam CH**** Sreesanth bowled 5 overs today and leaked out 38 runs in those 5 overs against Kiwis. Even tailenders hit him for 6 and 4. And all the idiot could do was stare the batsmen and chirp away.

What a loser!!!

The best thing that can be done for this lad is to declare him mentally unfit to bowl, dance or act or even lift Laxmi Roy, who knows when he would suffer from mental imbalance and put down the actress on the ground. He is prone to violence any time.

Mentally imbalanced clinically insane unfit to bowl and hard to contain madness bowler Sreesanth 

Send lunatic Sreesanth to Mental asylum

“I’m a very real person, not an actor. In real life you can’t have retakes. Maybe I could become a good actor. Though I am spiritual, I’m not sentimental.”

If you can be a good actor, you muppet, get off the world cup arena and get lost to some **wood and show your acting skillls there. If you are playing a damn world cup, be in your limits else it wont be long that you’d be forgotten like Tinu Youhanan was forgotten from your state.

This kinda statements just prove that this guy has his mental balance disturbed whenever he runs into a batsman and thats dangerous. He can get violent anytime. Best place for this lunatic idiot is a mental asylum and not the Indian dressing room!!!

Sreesanth

Sreesanth has been in the eye of storm again in SA. Last time he did a break dance to Andre Nel, this time he has offered some staunch comments against Smith’s mother and HArris’s wife (as reported).   This has invited him a lot of sledging from the South African fielders when he batted today in the first innings and a public dressing from his captain in media.

Not only this he was also booed by spectators when he stepped in to bat and he was cheered when he swung and had a miss.

The problem with this jerk is that he is a man of his own world. If he would bowl a snorter, the next he would ball a half volley giving a plate full of runs. He would bowl one unplayable delivery and the next one would be a full down the leg side. He got a 5-for in the first innings, his first after Kanpur 09,

He has his own rituals while delivering the overs or his own celebrations after taking a wicket. More often than not he would send off a batsman who is a petty no 11 or a batsman who has just defended a ball back to him.

All this while when he has his own rituals to follow he often ignores the situations of the match. Even if the team is running short of over rate and the captain faces suspension, this lad would continue his rituals which are just theatericals and nothing more. This just indicates he is no more a team man.

And if continues to find a place in the test team cos there are no more good players then he needs to justify the place with wickets to his name rather than the sledges or abuses!!

THings around Durban Win

The Durban Test is conquered and the daemons of 14 years have been buried. And this was done on “one of the greenest ever tracks” we played on. This test was won by a team whose bowlers had a ? on “ability to take 20 wickets”.  14 years back, the Donald and Pollock company had buried India for 100 and 66 and that was the worst display by the team ever since I started watching cricket.

Tendulkar, Dravid and Laxman were part of that team.

But this team is different. This team is the top ranked team of the world and if there were any questions on the rank, they must be buried now. India bounced back in style on a green track on which Smith and co “have grew up on”, yet they have lost last 3 tests in 3 years on Kingsmead.

The likes of Robin Jackman, Shaun Pollock and others were shut up hard when they saw how Zaheer and Harbhajan rolled Saffers for 131 in first innings on a “not so 131 looking pitch”.

Shameful isnt it.

Losing in one’s own backyard in conditions suiting the home team is a shame.

India has downplayed every achievement it has in past few years abroad. They have now won every where. And given the current form and situations, they should easily win in West Indies and Australia. A good contest would be in offing against England who are pipped for # 1.

England have not won a series against India home and away in 14 years. And so has South Africa in 4 years.

Zaheer, Laxman, Harbhajan, Sreesanth, Pujara and of course Ishant Sharma wrote the script for the victory. Presence of Zaheer Khan showed how much he is valuable to the Indian team. The attack looks potent from average and insipid. Only if Ishant Sharma could discover the form and passion of Australia 08 India’s new ball attack would be better than it is right now.

Kallis jumping to form a reverse C would be the marquee vintage image of this series and for years to come. How could he not play short ball? He has grew up in such conditions. And so did Graeme Smith. He got out to a miscued pull off a short ball of short tempered Freesanth.  Only after pointing a bat to him after there was a personal thing between him and Freesanth.

I wont complaint. The situations leading to Cape Town test are similar to 2007 when India lost out on the day 3 and day 4 when Lord Harris strangulated Sachin and Dravid and after a Kallisque effort, SA won by 6 wkts. That was a Jaffer test and a Ganguly series. Coud not believe that Sehwag batted at 7 and BossDK batted at 2.

India had won at Joburg, lost at Durban then. This time lost in Centurion, won in Durban.

If Capetown is won, then this would be the best test series win of the decade. In a land which has tormented the cricket for last 17 years and has made mortals of greats. A 2-1 India would be a fitting result.