Archive for the ‘Mahela Jaywardhena’ Category
Sri Lanka’s routine minnow mauling and Mahela’s suspicion of being a fixer
Pakistan vs Sri Lanka
Lanka ki hawa tight
Best Middle Order Effort reads 11,21,2, 18 and 7
A night in Lankan camp before their game against Canada
Move over, Sreesanth incarnates himself as Indie commando
And if Sreesanth had more power as an Indie Commando, he would have asked for a horse and he would have demanded he would bowl sitting on horse or a mule (complementing himself since he is also an ass) and with sword / gun in left hand and a ball in one. And after delivering the ball, he would turn the horse to umpire or the batsman and run behind them if a) ump did not react positively to his appeal b) batsmen hit him for a 6 and a 4, showing them the gun (plastic) and sword(wooden)…..
Thank God, Ijaz Butt would now feel relieved he has got a brother (or son) across the border who is equal to him in terms of mental wisdom, cricketing knowledge and behavior in the public.
Mahela Jayawardhena would be the lead Indie commando in the IPL-4. And guys like Ravinder Jadeja, Sreesanth (lunatic and clinically insane endorsed by MS) would also be part of it. Indie commandos. As in “Independent Indian cricket team” with “elite fighting squad”.
Character Rant to kick off!!!
World Cup Team Previews –1 : Sri Lanka
Following on Lankans!!
Sri Lankan Ravans
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BD cricket is on a new high as I am after Smirnoff, after a 4-0 drubbing of NZ.
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BD has refused to be part of all cricketing records against their names.
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BD is tired of shit from Sangakara and the soft spoken Bong Babus do not want to hear the Sinhala tirades of Sangakara on how shit they are and how world class Lankan Ravans are.