Dangerous Pitch at Kotla!!

Calling off the game due to bad pitch means more jargons and vocabs from Sangakara, the perennial loser.

He is storming out on the field.

Damn!!

Too quick to blame anybody or even ask questions.  And if pitch is bad then it could be trouble for DDCA and DD as it is home ground for them.  Sangakara would leave no stone unturned for banning the Kotla!! Bet

All we dont want is some garbage from Sangakara. Please!!

Who gets run out first ?

Two chances in 2 balls gone this time out for run out. No catches spilled  though.

Jaya and Dilshan competing with each other to get run out 😛

Dilshan supposedly roughs up a Telegraph lens man.

There is a story being published in Telegraph, Kolkata and then aired on Times Now  that how Dilshan, the star batsman of Lanka misbehaved with one of the newspaper’s photographer or lensman to be precise.

The paper says  that the cricketer chased the photographer and smashed his camera.  Yet he was able to print the snap where he and Jayasuriya are talking to a lady in the night club.

There were further reports that this  two lads had broken the security ring from the hotel a day before the game and had the Kolkata police panicked. Yeah the Lahore leftovers.

So how mature and sensible is behavior of  the touring Lankan team who first have all the bad words to say about the conditions, food and stuff. And  then they ask for fool proof security and are provided. Even an ODI game is shifted to other venue due to ongoing protests in Vizag, 2nd ODI venue before the SLC could ask for it.  And then the Lankan openers break the security and slip to a night club only to misbehave with the cameramen.

Not good.  And it doesn’t show off well.

May be the success has gone to his head and he needs a reality check. And god forbid if something untoward would have happened, the country would have been blamed. The best place to throw this tantrums is back home dude, not here.

Delihi ki Chandi

ho gayi Bhiyao.

Are bhai 5 log the aaj team me Dilli se.

Veeru, Gambhir, Kohli, Nehra aur Ishant.

Sharmaji ko chod de to  sabhi log accha khel rahe he.  Kohli ne bata dia hai ki bhiya hum aa gaye he top stage par aur hume ab team me khilana padinga.

Aur acchi baat yeh hai is ladke me ki yeh dheer hai. Dheeraj hai. Jadhav nahi. Patience.

To yadi is bande ko thoda groom kare to aage chal ke yeh humare mahaan ballebajo ki jagah le sakta hain.  Mere hisaab se yeh number 4 pe acchi ballebazi kar sakta hai.

Dilli se itne log meri memory me to kabhi nahi aaye.  5 log team me khelna badi baat hai jabki wo Ranji champ bhi nahi hai. Ranji champion Bambai hai and GOD ko chod kar waha se koi nahi hai.

Kuch bhi bolo bhiyao aaj Delhi ke mundo ne bata diya ki chahe jo replace ho jaye des ka cricket surakshit hai aur Lanka jaise adi sadi team hara nahi sakte.

3-2, 4-1, 2-1 and 3-1* yeh scoreline hai Lanka par. Aur 4 saal pahle 5-1. Lol.

Biraat Kohli

PS : A posht in heartland Englis which desi readers wud understend.

haz giben a prablem aff plenty to the Keptain and the koach of Indian team.

End aalso a prablem aff where to fit this guy in and bich pozition ? Who goes out ?  Yubraaj and Dhoni bud return soon then laterz.

DK baba wud go out bonce MS komes beck. So the abvious kendidate to go aff is Sures. Yes you read it right. Kanpur ka chora Sures.

Some kanspiracy theory going aan in the team. After the 2nd ODI, the Sures bay did not bet (bat) any time. Biraat Kohli kame up the arder and betted. And he played bell. Biraat is from the Dilli.  Des’s kepital. And the keptain of the team in last 2 ODIs was Beeru, Nazafgarh ka sultaan aur Multaan ka shenshaah, Chennai and Bambai ka dan. (DON).

So Dilli Dilli bhai bhai and Sures ki naak katai.

Sures also gets some pressure naw to perfrarm else go out. He sud take himself seriously now and think ober the T20 cheez. T20 is nat total kireeket. It izz jusht one farmet of the game.  And Biraat’s Biraat innings against the Lanka team which houses demons like Sanga and Jayawardhene has sent out a messege  to the team to take him with full Gambhirpan.

So  this izz a good sar dard and matha fodi for Dhoni to hev.  Sirikanth ‘s agenda is ruled out naw which is to bring the 12th man Boss DK ebery time somebady gets injured / benned. Karthik naw wont kome beck in the team far lang.   And Beeru piromoted his own Dilli da munda and that munda sowed hiz cherecter. Bell cherecter is a word firam Lankan dictionary.  So baat, they hevant patented it. So I barrow it.

Good jab Biraat and Beeru. 

Grab the series in Edens

Cricket returns to Eden Gardens in 3 years. Well ODIs return to Eden in 3 years. And cricket in 2 years. Oh international cricket. Last time a team played in Eden was Pakistan which almost managed to save the game.

Sachin and Jayasurya are the lone survivors of the 1996 World Cup semi final traumatic game in Eden Gardens and it would be apt for India tomorrow to win the series 3-1 to sooth the balm of that painful day.

Though this 2 things are irrelevant, yet India should beat the team which defeated us (actually no) back then.

Its been said that half of Eden would be closed for renovation, yet 50 k spectators would freak out the Sri Lankans who are used to band baja music back home in their stadia.

Grab the win guys.

MSD’s absence hurt whom ?

More Sangakara wants to hurt India through his pre – match comments and jibes, more he gets hurt. More his team gets hurt.

So to  stop this hurt, Sangakara should stop speaking anything just like Indian captain. India’s captain doesnt speak anything on SL (anything negative).

Wanted : a tape and a scissor. To put on his mouth.

DKNY spoils GOD’s party!!!

You are forever a backup keeper, a drinks carrying man, wicket keeper of a team which Indian openers dominate (Tests and T20s) and you made your debut before a long haired keeper in 2004 who now edges past every budding wicket keeper in the country.

Then in this scenario you gotta grab every opportunity to be in limelight, hog the attention and if need be even bar the greatest batsman from making a 100.

So what if the fans hate  you or bloggers post spam for you, how does that matter ? Purpose served. 32 runs wont do any good to him, not even help him retain his place cos that long haired keeper would be back for the final game.  Alright that long haired keeper is the captain of the IPL team of this guy’s home team franchisee.

DKNY, as expected hits a 6 and 4 when ideally Tendulkar should have made a 100. Nobody comes to watch DKNY, but they pay for watching a Tendulkar 100.

So whats the use of even playing in the XI. Go play Ranji and screw that team’s chances of going in knock out. Not Tendulkar’s 100.

DK

comes in the team with his usual mannerisms and ishtyle but he also brings in his fumbles and drops.

Weird

MS Dhoni gets banned

In another absurd decision MSD got banned for supposed slow over rate in the Jamtha ODI.  The match refree is Jeff Crowe from Kiwi land. What he did not see was the disruption in the game brought by cheater Angelo Angelo, you saw that? Cheap stuff. And he was even allowed a runner.

Why is the bowling captain fined when the batsman who gets injured or fakes injury also disrupts the game ?

And why the fuck even  an Indian is banned, even if West one.

Why was not Mathews banned for the so called quadriceps being done ? Was he even real ?

Why only Indians are banned ? And will this create a furore as it happened in 2001 when Dennis Lindsey banned Sourav, Sachin, Rahul and 3 other players ?

Cmon BCCI, a crooked or crowed referee bans an Indian captain in the hometown of the BCCI president under its own nose. Show us your might and get this ban repealed. And if possible get Angeloooooooooooo and Sangakara banned.

And MS : stop being generous. Disallow runners. Be like Andrew Strauss.