FAKE IPL Player lies dormant!!

Fake IPL player hasnt updated his blog in 3 days. Since the mumbai game. The supposed fake ipl player didnt play yesterday’s game against Royal challengers. So where was he? Busted or restrained or waiting to explode. Write up man, you give a good recipe for laughter. And of course entertainment like a Bollywood comic crapper. Arindam Ghosh, is he the fake IPL player or was he an insider from SRK boot camp ?

Fake IPL player busted

Decoding IPL fake player isn’t tough now. And neither is decoding the cryptic names he uses for reference to his coach, captain, owner of the franchisee and the other team players including Sourav. Till the last post titled “ Bhookha Nan” which obviously is the reference to Buchanan, he used to mention that he hasn’t played in any of the IPL game. And in his last post which was done today he hasn’t mentioned anything of that sort. That implies if he is really an insider, then it has to be a player who played the last KKR game against MI. Now there are a few pointers to the identity of this blogger which are as below:

· He mentions that he didn’t play the IPL season 1 and has been included in the team from season 2. That he is blogging still, it implies that he hasn’t been sent off from the South African safari. There is one player who fulfills the above criterion.

· He mentions that he is from Calcutta and has been brought up in the city of Joy. He is a BONG and has a lot of respect for Sourav, which is obvious. DADA is God figure or all Bongs and of course for a non Bong like me. So the respect is obvious. The player has to be from Bengal. Not many except Sourav himself hail from Bengal in KKR.

· He says he made his debut last season. He did it against MP in Nov 2008. His t20 debut came against Orissa in Apr 2007 in the era when BCCI was reluctant to play T20. How ironic. He made his IPL debut against MI (Point mentioned in the 1^st Para above). The match against MI was on Monday i.e. on 27/4 a day after he wrote the Bhookha Nan post on his blog. He didn’t mention a single bit that he played in last IPL game but in erstwhile posts he mentioned that he didn’t get a game and there were chances that he won’t get any. That didn’t happened anyhow.

· The only Indians left in the KKR squad are : Ganguly, Agarkar, Murali Kartik, Arindam Ghosh, Wriddhiman Saha, Ishant Sharma, Laxmi Shukla, Yashpal Singh, Dinda, Rohan Banerjee (oh wow he hasn’t made his iPL debut so far), Anureet Singh, Shoaib Sheikh (yet to make debut). Ganguly, Agarkar, Sharma, Shukla, Kartik are international pros, they are ruled out. Out of the rest Saha and Dinda are experienced pros for Bengal team, so they are ruled out. Yashpal Singh plays for services and is 57 FC games old, so he is gone. That leaves just Banerjee, Ghosh and Sheikh who are new on the horizon. Banerjee looks kid and isn’t much experience on the cricketing circuit to understand the details mentioned in the blog (I assume, he can beat me still). Sheikh is an unknown commodity. I am not sure about him.

· The only player which fulfills the criterion listed in points 1,2 and 3 is Arindam Ghosh.

So if the fake IPL player if he has to be a KKR insider he has got to be Arindam Ghosh or it could be Shahrukh Khan himself. You see the names of the fake IPL player here on Arm Ball first time. Read the fake ipl player blog many times and then read this pointers. All roads lead to one name.

Host World cup final in Eden Gardens

Now that India is going to host the major chunk of WC’11 games the finals should be played in the best and oldest ground country has, not where the head of BCCI (one whose word runs the show) comes from. That city might have the tradition of cricket unparalleled in the country, but the renovated Wankhede and CCI aint good enough to match the intensity and mahol of Eden Gardens in Kolkata. Let the final be played there. But for BCCI politics…………

Australia lead 2-1

Strong team lost yet again. 1-2 now for them. The opposite skipper did them in first with batting and then with bowling. Yes he is a spinner too and the strong team is supposed to be @2 in playing spin. Yet they lost. Big words came falling. Return to normalcy follows.

FAKE IPL Player exposed

I feel the fake IPL player is playing for the 1st time in IPL. There is a new player in the team : Arindam Ghosh or Bose. And the blog has not been updated. So have I unearthed the fake IPL player? Hahhaha

Tendulkar rips Mendis apart!!!!!!

Sachin on fire. He almost murdered Ajantha mendis’s confidence. And whatever remained Jayasuriya finishing off.

Huge sixxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to Mendis…….Go get it man…2008 revenge getting even sweeter 🙂 Am I not njoying it. Take a bow, take a bow…..A blow job given to Mendis and Dinda and Sharma….Vintage batting….Splendidgiri nikal gayi…….Mendis ki hawa nikal gayi!!!

Wah bhiya kya ballebaaji………..Oye Balle Balle Sachin paiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Aa jao Hodge bhaiya, hume to Aussies pasand hai……Aapko bhi uda denge!!!

Dada used to laugh when he partnered GOD for batting. Today he would be laughing too for his ex ODi partner and 5th wkt partner in Tests secretly to have a go at weird Dildo and Boochie Boo!!! Triple Nelson @ strategic break!!

Fuck you Laxmi Shukla. Wrong decision!!!! Wrong wrong wrong!!! Fuck fuck fuck!! You fuckin whore umpire…….Poor decision!! Throw Laxxmi Shukla and umpire in the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that GOD is gone, getting ready for DADA blitz!!!!!!!! DADA rock on!!!! Give a slap on the face of Boochie boo and SRK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men vs San and Ten

Chance for Sachin Tendulkar to set the record straight against Ajantha Mendis…..Would be del.ico.us prospect to see Mendis being spanked all over by Ten and San 🙂

Decoding Fake IPL player

For sure Fake IPL player is born and brought up in Calcutta. So he is not from the following:

Ishant Sharma

Ajit Agarkar

Sourav Ganguly

Murali Karthik

Yashpal Singh

And he may be one of :

Wriddhiman Saha

Ashok Dinda………..

More clues later………..

Stop your Emotional Atyachar SRK and Buchie Boo

Have been reading the IPL fake blog which is creating flutters all over. One thing I can conclude for sure from the blog posts is that DADA is a hurt man. He is unhappy with the way he has been handled by the coach and owner of the franchisee. His pride is hurt, his ego has been dented big time. He is the best captain India has ever had and would ever have. He has ridiculed all the set rules, he has single handedly changed the mindset of the young cricketers in the country and gave them self belief that they can be the best if they work hard and not care about backing. He has been the leader of men in a country which had none. He has led his troops in a proud and remarkable way all the years. He has transformed meek abroad Indian teams to winning teams abroad. He has carved playing careers for likes of Dhoni, Veeru, Gautam, Yuvraj, Zaheer and Harbhajan.

Alright we all know this. But the treatment meted out to the great man has been poor and ridiculous. SRK has been vocal and diplomatic in handling this issue. In real sense he is the one who has messed up more on this issue than Buchanan. He anyway never was a coach, but a manager who never performs and always speaks jargons which mean nothing. His wisdom on the cricket field can be judged by a simple fact that he didn’t remove the stray balls off the nets in the run up to the 4th Ashes Test which ultimately his team lost and lost the Ashes in 2005. No need for me to tell who stepped on the stray ball and what happened thereon.

There were talks of dropping Ganguly out of the team. And get whom? Chopra or Bangar? Somebody whose selection in T20 itself is questionable. One of them is a Test batsman who at best could hold one end and make no runs. The other one was a dibly dobly wobbly bubbly. He last played for India in 2004. And since then he has lost even in the Ranji games. Who got them in the team? Certainly not Ganguly. Or some obscure Bengal Ranji player? One of them is the fake blogger as he mentions he was born in Calcutta. Who replaces the man of stature of Ganguly? And based on the cricket wisdom of a nachaniya SRK ? (haha I got sholay mindset). What good does he know on the game besides his routine terms “hot and cold” ,”hugs and kisses” and stuff like that ? IS he going to decide if Ganguly gonna play? If the great man flops, surely dump him of the team, but if you do it for politics or appeasing a dumb founded coach, then you make a ullu of yourself.

Pakistani Chuck plays on

The new chuck, the Pakistani one is bowling in the 3rd ham game in Abu Dhabi despite being called for illegal action. Why ? Now 2 bowlers with illegal action in the Pakistan team : Ajmal kasab and Shoaib Bear Hug Akhtar. I laughed my heart out when i read in cricinfo.com that Ajmal thought Watson sparked the process of him getting called for illegal bowling. How insane. Is he 3 yr old kid or 31 year old kid? I am sure even if Watson wud have kicked start the process, the umpire duo of Pakistan are mindless duds to accept blindly what Watson has to say ?

I think Pakistan needs to be set right here. Somebody got to sit with the mindless duo of PCB and warn them up left right and center to stop this bullshitting and fuckin crying foul. Pakistan has them all – Talibanis, Illegal bowlers, crying babies who are 50+ year old and of course Javed Miandad who feels that security in all 4 countries hosting WC 11 is whore. Ever since the country was carved out in 1947 it has been crying foul on Indians. Politically, physically, sportily and in almost every almost aspect.

Soulberry has written an excellent article on moaning and cribbing of Inti Alam on Ajam reporting.. Akram Ajam if in terms of IPL fake blogger. I would suggest some ICC boss sit with PCB and warn them stringently on this self pity crying.