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This dude takes on the support of vengsarkar and Sharad Pawar to be in the team. This man in his last ODi scored a 90 and a 100 in one before that. He has been suggested to retire from international cricket, cos he is no good and he plays for himself. He has slowed down, his reflexes are weak, he is injury s pride and cricket s curse. He has been shunned by Pepsi for youngistan meri jaan campaign for the kids who are not even the age of the number of years the man has played selfish cricket for India.

Famed for most 90s in a year than the combined number of 90s and 100s the youngsters of India have scored in their career, the man is now a burden on the team and a roadblock in a youngster s career. His replacement in ODI series against SL set world on fire with the scorelines of 28*, 6, 3 and has created noise to be in the team after years of ignorance.

The man is termed GOD by few fantics and is termed by Sir Don as replica of himself in his younger days. One of the very few batsmen to have conquered the legend of Shane Warne, this man has made 81 hundreds in international cricket, which any youngster of today can make it. Its a kid’s play to score 81 tons of which 18 are against Australia and 11 against England.

He hails from Mumbai and is city’s last batsman of note. Old, selfish, sucker, this man has been nominated for ICC ODI player of the year 2007 when he scored 1310 runs in 28 games with 1 100, 8 90s. Selfish right. Eight 90s, if converted to 100s make the count to 50 in ODIs and 90 in all. This man now is a liability on the team and at the max should go and retire himself from the international cricket.

This man is Sachin Tendulkar. The ugly face of Indian cricket.

Written by Sam

September 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Posted in India, Sachin Tendulkar

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  1. AB – the new look’s good. As too the latest offerings. But with Sach, do we live in lore? Or in hope? Maybe it’s a bit of both, but frankly, nobody knows what worlds the guy straddles. All in know, there’s a touch of grey – and we should face up to that.

    Naked Cricket

    September 10, 2008 at 8:22 pm

  2. buzz,the new look is cool..and yeah absolute sarcasm sir, i loved this one..

    Ankit Poddar

    September 11, 2008 at 2:28 am

  3. congrats for new look and thanks for shedding me from list buzzz:)whatever be the sarcasm…we have to find balance of past and present…and as gaurav says we have to accept grey with same dignity as say black and white…

    straight point

    September 11, 2008 at 7:13 am

  4. Hey NC, many thanks. We live in hope and eternal bliss. He is GOD.

    Sam

    September 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm

  5. Thank You ankit 🙂

    Sam

    September 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm

  6. Pankaj, i didnt shed u off the list. new looks got me a empty blogroll. added u back. no misunderstandings. if u see im a follower of ur blog 😉back to topic, the thing is there is no grey with this man. all is white and glory 🙂

    Sam

    September 11, 2008 at 4:08 pm

  7. Sachin walks when Sachin chooses to walk…Cheers,

    Homer

    September 11, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  8. Homer,Tendulkar is genius.

    Sam

    September 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm


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